I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
