chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
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