It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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