Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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