That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Randomize