I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
