I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
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