And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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