Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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