Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
