The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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