The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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