Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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