Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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