she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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