Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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