i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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