is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
this boner is exhausting
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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