Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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