Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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