How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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