If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Actions speak louder than pants.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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