is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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