btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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