All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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