1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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