He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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