I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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