There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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