Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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