I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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