What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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