well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
two words...techno handjob
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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