There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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