What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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