I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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