We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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