she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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