hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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