I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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