seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
