is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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