one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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