I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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