It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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