I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
