It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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