Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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