How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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