How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
