so explain again why im purple
no
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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